Meet Moe. Moe is a
large young gentleman who came into my life a couple years ago. I knew Moe’s parents, having met them at a
local haircutting establishment. While
they were pleasant enough, though somewhat quiet, what I remember most about them is that they
were of normal size.
You see, Moe is not normal sized. When he first made his way to our home, he
was quite young, but his feet were very large.
My comment at the time was, “He’s gonna grow into those paws.” He did.
Moe has grown into the largest person with four legs I have had the
pleasure of meeting.
Moe enjoys eating a fine meal at any time of the day or
night. He even volunteers to do the
dishes and other after-dinner activities in exchange for an extra treat or two
(or seven). He will rest his head on the
dinner table just to ensure the rest of the family is enjoying their meal. Since Moe doesn’t say much, he let’s us know
he approves of the evening menu by drooling on the floor (or my lap).
Moe is presently employed as a part time forest ranger and
cemetery security guard. He maintains
frequent patrols of the mountainside, spotting the odd deer, and pulling off
the occasional shot at a coyote.
In his spare time, Moe enjoys his pet dog Boo Boo. He frequently runs around with Boo, and they
compete for the same toys. Unlike the
yapping terriers, Moe only speaks when necessary. On occasion he will raise an alarm and fuss
at his brothers and sister. I have never
heard him raise his voice in anger, but I sure wouldn’t want to make him angry.
What I like the most about my friend Moe is his friendly and
loyal nature. He is always happy and is glad
to see me. His entire rear end wiggles
when he greets someone he knows. He
tends to be fearful around people he is unfamiliar with, but he quickly makes
friends. I know my friend Moe has my back. He is supportive of me whether I have had a
good or bad day. He is a good listener,
often allowing me to talk about my day as long as I scratch his left ear.
My friend Moe has been a joy to me through some difficult
days. I look forward to a long
relationship – as long as I don’t run out of kibble.